Category: Jenny Hanover

  • Makeout Music #5 – Local Music Shoutout, or Died Laughing

    Makeout Music #5 – Local Music Shoutout, or Died Laughing

    Written by Jenny Hanover

    Died Laughing – Gina Gory (via BandCamp)

    This is a column on Polyvox mag dot com. The column is called Makeout Music, which is indicative of the contents. My name is Jenny Hanover. I’m usually a poet from Pittsburgh, PA. However, I double as a former college music director and kissing connoisseur, so I’m going to be breaking down some of the best albums to kiss to of all time. 

    Before I was old enough to go to bars, the local happenings that ever felt worth my time were DIY shows.  There was one, not so long ago, called the Deli, which was essentially just a huge party where you could drink in a parking lot while a band played. They always had fantastic booking, too, which wasn’t true of every venue.

    Local music is a huge part of my life, especially as someone who used to book local bands weekly to play on air. Fortunately for you all, however,  this column is about tonsil hockey and not which basement I stood in on a Friday night when I was nineteen with a Mickey’s 40. 

    Gina Gory is one of those bands that manages to get a gig everywhere and anywhere around the city of Pittsburgh, and it’s more than deserved- they’re doing this drum machine shoegaze thing that’s refreshing up against the sea of regular shoegaze slowcore stuff. I’ve seen them open for Dear Nora and Horse Jumper of Love, and they wowed me both times, so when this record came out in October of this year, I was positively foaming at the mouth. It was just as good as I wanted it to be- actually, it was better, because it was mixed so well that you could hear everything individually if you chose to pick it out from the wall of sound. It’s sludgy, not muddy, and that’s what makes it tick. There’s a delicate current that sweeps through this whole record, like pulling a flower out of the slime. 

    I recently kissed to this album, which is what inspired me to choose it for this week’s column. It was purely accidental- I never would have thought to write about Died Laughing, but I like to write this from experience, and the experience is fresh. 

    This record is surreal as far as making out goes. It works in a time where things are stormy and hazy, when you feel like you’re upside down and somewhere you shouldn’t be. It plays out like a good kisser, which you’d have to be to keep up with some of the changes in pace and volume across the songs. This isn’t a slow drag or a sweet treat like Ask Me Tomorrow or Sap Season. It’s elemental and mysterious and all it’s own. Making out to Gina Gory feels like sticking your head out the car window when you’re drunk and your friend’s friend is driving you home through the tunnel, across the bridge. It feels like tripping on mushrooms at an 80’s themed New Year’s Eve party. It clings on like someone you’ll never see again, and it creates a sense of bodily memory that is feverish and sensual. Go ahead and make out to this album, but don’t be scared when you wake up in the sunlight and wonder if any of it even really happened at all. 4.5/5 

    Best Tracks: TV Star, Bunny, Heaven is Overflowed

    Polyvox reader, do you have a great album to kiss to? Email me an album at minajbeach@gmail.com, and I’ll be the judge of that, thanks. Don’t worry- I’ll keep you anonymous. 

  • Ten Underrated Gay Songs

    Ten Underrated Gay Songs

    Written by Jenny Hanover

    Happy pride month, Polyvox readers.This is a very special month for many, including myself, because if you couldn’t tell from my column on this site that you definitely read religiously, I am a lesbian. Being gay is the greatest gift I’ve ever been given, and every brand new day I get to wake up and unwrap it all over again. If you’re a queer person or just someone who is interested in hearing a few new queer tracks, I have compiled a list of ten lesser-known songs that are either directly about being gay or alluding to it. 

    One thing that’s different about this list is that not all of these songs are necessarily a celebration of queerness (ironic, I know, because I’m doing this in the name of pride). There are enough lists like that, and they’re just as important as this one, but this is a list of songs that portray queerness in everyday  life,which makes for a great listen regardless of how proud you might be feeling any day of the year. 

    10.  Nick and Joe- Chris Acker

    A lesser-heard track from his album Odd, Ordinary, and Otherwise, Nick and Joe is a bittersweet tale of two gay men breaking out of fear and growing old together, a privilege that so many queer elders have had unfairly taken from them. 

    9. I Spent My Last $10.00 (On Birth Control and Beer)- Two Nice Girls

    There’s really not much to say here, this song is about how being a lesbian fucking rocks so crazy hard, and it’s funny, too.  

    8. Cryin’ These Cocksucking Tears- Lavender Country 

    Patrick Haggerty, better known as Lavender Country, is a pioneering artist in the queer community whether you know it or not. Lavender Country’s 1973 self-titled album is widely considered to be the first openly gay recorded country music, and while it’s full of pride anthems like Come Out Singing, this song is a tongue and cheek anthem about how annoying cisgender straight men are. It comes right out of the gate swinging- I’m fighting for when there won’t be no straight men. This song is a big fuck-you to the heterosexual expectations and bad male behavior of the 1970s and beyond.

    7. Carol- Merce Lemon

    Local music alert… well, at least local for me, here in Pittsburgh. If you haven’t heard about Merce Lemon yet, it’s time to study up before you get left behind. Carol comes from the 2018 EP Girls Who Jump In, which is packed with songs that could be on this list. I like this one because of the sort of bridge towards the end- I won’t see another girl- you’re my forever more- I won’t see another girl. This song is not coy or allusive- it’s about a physical relationship with a woman. 

    6. Jason- Perfume Genius

    Ugh. This song is so fucking sad. A story about gay male discovery, two young men have a sexual encounter that is decidedly a little one-sided. Jason, the man the narrator is being intimate with, won’t take his clothes off- not even his boots. He’s scared and exploratory, just for it all to be cold and closed off in the morning. If you’ve also been experimented on like a lab rat on other people’s sexual journey, this song hits close to home. 

    5. Sappho- Frankie Cosmos 

    When I have a crush, this one’s a go-to. A voyeuristic song about yearning through an open window, asking rhetorical questions that someone is too busy reading Sappho to hear.  

    4. My Very Own You- Little Big League 

    Michelle Zauner of current Japanese Breakfast fame was in this awesome band called Little Big League. Tell me all the parts I conquered first, because I know your kind, you’re a bad, bad girl. My very own you. Mhm. 

    3. Take Ecstasy With Me- The Magnetic Fields 

    The Magnetic Fields are one of my favorite bands. In fact, they might actually be my favorite band. Stephin Merritt writes songs that have queer undertones, but themes of queerness in his music are often non-linear, with songs sometimes appearing to be heterosexual or containing a bait and switch of sexuality. This song is pretty cut and dry, talking about the innocence of childhood and the sometimes brutal reality of queer adulthood, talking about getting beat up “just for holding hands”.

    2. Rats- Pillow Queens

    A lot of queer representation in music celebrates the magic of queer intimacy and relationships, which is something our culture is in dire need of. However, in day-to-day life, a lot of queer intimacy is just like heterosexual intimacy. That is, it’s careless or annoying or meaningless, it leaves you with hurt feelings and causes you to act out of boredom. That’s really just the human condition, which transcends sexuality. A loser girl or non-binary person can make you feel bad about yourself just like a loser boy. This song makes me think of those nasty feelings, brought to life by all-queer band Pillow Queens.

    1. Flower of Blood- Big Thief

    Adrianne Lenker is a master of her craft, plain and simple. Flower of Blood is a subtle, revelatory track about queer sexual intimacy that pulls the net in and catches every little feeling that comes along with it. It’s the perfect song for this list because it does what every college writing professor wants you to do- show, not tell. This song makes me sweat. 

  • Makeout Music #4 – Being Cheesy, or Desire

    Makeout Music #4 – Being Cheesy, or Desire

    Desire (via Discogs)

    This is a column on Polyvox mag dot com. The column is called Makeout Music, which is indicative of the contents. My name is Jenny Hanover. I’m usually a poet from Pittsburgh, PA. However, I double as a former college music director and kissing connoisseur, so I’m going to be breaking down some of the best albums to kiss to of all time. 

    Maybe… just maybe, being corny isn’t all bad. I guess I should be the one to say it, since I’m writing about music to kiss to on a serious music publication and I’m probably the corniest person most people know, if they know me in real life. Corny-ness is next to godliness, as the old saying goes. Or does it… 

    Either way, one of my favorite corny albums to get down to is Desire’s self-titled album. I mean, it’s right in the name- Desire. This record is sometimes listed as II, which is something I’m not really sure about because it’s always just been self titled to me. Desire is a band from Montreal that currently works out of California. They operate as a trio, the most notable member being esteemed Italians Do It Better producer, Johnny Jewel. This album sounds like most other records released on Italians Do It Better, Chromatics, Causeway, Glüme, to name a few. 

    So, why don’t I choose one of those Italians Do It Better compilations, or the ever-popular Chromatics release? 

    This album has one of the best fucking songs you could ever make out to. It’s called Under Your Spell, and this one alone is enough of a heavy hitter to sell me on the entire record. Glowing synths, light, pulsing drums, and the soft sound of perfect lyrics 

    I don’t eat, 

    I don’t sleep, 

    I do nothing but think of you. 

    Perfect simplicity, but to a point. One time in college I liked a girl so much that I literally got on my hands and knees over the toilet in a campus building and just dry heaved. I laid awake all night, I hardly found the time to eat, it was literally ruining my life. A few days after the gagging incident, there she was, fantastically real and in my bed and we were kissing and this song happened to come on automatic shuffle after my playlist. I could’ve wept. This album is perfect to kiss to, especially when you’re kissing someone that you like so much it’s killing you. It’s eight songs long, and most of them clock between four and a half and seven minutes, giving a good uninterrupted flow. Plus, they’re all so similarly dreamy that they float into each other anyhow, with a few hints of disco when things need to pick up. There’s a few pace changes, but they’re welcome, and there are enough spoken monologues to really hammer home the way it makes you feel. It ends with an over seven minute long cool-down that starts with a mid tempo beat and ends with humming white noise. 

    This is the kind of record that you have to release all of your shame to kiss to, but if you really think about it, isn’t that the point? We’re grown adults smashing our faces together like wild animals, so why not lean into the theatrics. If you’re a corny fool-in-lust like me, I think you should make out to Desire

    I’m giving this a three out of five, deducting points for some of the quicker tempo stuff and repetition. I will not be deducting points for the cheese factor, and I think that Under Your Spell holds enough weight to tempt me… just a little bit… to add another point… but I digress.

    Best tracks: Under Your Spell, Colorless Sky, Mirroir Mirroir 

    Polyvox reader, do you have a great album to kiss to? Email me an album at minajbeach@gmail.com, and I’ll be the judge of that, thanks. Don’t worry- I’ll keep you anonymous.

  • COLUMN: Makeout Music #3- Reader? I Hardly Know ‘Er!, or, Spivak’s You Win Again 

    COLUMN: Makeout Music #3- Reader? I Hardly Know ‘Er!, or, Spivak’s You Win Again 

    Words by Jenny Hanover

    You Win Again – Spivak (via Bandcamp)

    This is a column on Polyvox mag dot com. The column is called Makeout Music, which is indicative of the contents. My name is Jenny Hanover. I’m usually a poet from Pittsburgh, PA. However, I double as a former college music director and kissing connoisseur, so I’m going to be breaking down some of the best albums to kiss to of all time. 

    This time around, I’m going to be reviewing my first READER SUBMITTED ALBUM! (This is the part where you all cheer). One of my thousands of dedicated readers submitted one of their favorite albums for making out, You Win Again by Spivak. I’ve heard bits and pieces of this record, but I’m listening to it in full with dark intentions for the first time now with the rest of you. 

    Spivak hails from Nicosia, Cyprus, which means this column has now taken us to three distinctly different places. However, this record lacks a feeling of genuine space or time. A record like this that brings the listener outside of the spatial and temporal boundaries they are used to is perfect for kissing, because an ideal makeout loses track of everything but the act itself. Bodies become one another, the electronic hums of this album melt it all down into one thing. 

    Sonically, this thing has everything it needs to get the juices flowing. I’ve never made out to this record, but one of our cherished readers has (perhaps it was you!), and I’ve decided to second their take on it. At times I do feel like it drags on, not in terms of song length but in ambient noise repetition. And if that’s your bag, then this is the one for you. This record is a strong three out of five, and maybe kissing to it will improve my take. So, if anyone wants to give it a go, let me know. Kidding. Unless… 

    Best tracks: My Loneliness Is Healing Me, Risk & Chill, Golden Boy 

    Polyvox reader, do you have a great album to kiss to? Email me an album at minajbeach@gmail.com, and I’ll be the judge of that, thanks. Don’t worry- I’ll keep you anonymous.

  • Makeout Music #2 – Spring Fling, or Sap Season

    Makeout Music #2 – Spring Fling, or Sap Season

    Written by Jenny Hanover

    Sap Season (via Bandcamp)

    This is a column on Polyvox mag dot com. The column is called Makeout Music, which is indicative of the contents. My name is Jenny Hanover. I’m usually a poet from Pittsburgh, PA. However, I double as a former college music director and kissing connoisseur, so I’m going to be breaking down some of the best albums to kiss to of all time.

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  • COLUMN: Makeout Music #1- Old Reliable, or “Ask Me Tomorrow”

    COLUMN: Makeout Music #1- Old Reliable, or “Ask Me Tomorrow”

    Written by Jenny Hanover

    “Ask Me Tomorrow” via 4AD Records

    This is a column on Polyvox dot com. The column is called Makeout Music, which is indicative of the contents. My name is Jenny Hanover. I’m usually a poet from Pittsburgh, PA. However, I double as a former college music director and kissing connoisseur, so I’m going to be breaking down some of the best albums to kiss to of all time. 

    I want to start by outlining what makes an album good for making out: 

    1. No surprises. In order to stay in the flow, there can’t be any loud noises or sudden distortion, no huge changes in drum sound or tempo or vocal performance. It has to stay evenly paced and keep a steady volume. 
    2. Mid-to-slow tempo. The speed of the music can subconsciously effect the speed of whatever you might be doing. Don’t get carried away. 
    3. Long-ass songs. I’m talking six, seven, even eight minutes. This isn’t an outright necessity, but it keeps you from getting distracted by a new song every two or three minutes. This also keeps it from autoplaying something insane because everything goes on for so long. 
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